It has come to the attention of the Student and Staff Organization Committee (SSOC), yet again, that not all members of the student body and faculty have declared their undying allegiance to a team. Several teams have been presented, and membership in those teams is limited. (I believe openings in Team Edward have all been filled.) But, do not ( Read more... )

Okay, you have been in the University for some time, and it is really time to pick a team. Participation in extracurricular activities is strongly encouraged. But, it's true: Team Edward appears to be overflowing with screaming and barely lucid girls, and Team Jacob is pathetic. Maybe Team Rosalie rejected you because you refuse to picket Planned ( Read more... )

Still haven't found a team you can really commit to? Looking for a group that can match your intelligence, desperation, and love of bow ties? There still may be hope...

Team Carlisle
Join this distinguished team of supportive and fashionably dressed sophisticates. Members of Team Carlisle would never dream of abandoning someone in need, even if it ( Read more... )

Make your experience at Twilight University richer by participating in one of the many student clubs, teams, and organizations! Although we are deep into the fall semester, it is never too late to get involved in an on-campus team. While our most popular teams are Team Edward and Team Jacob, there are many other teams that reflect the diversity of ( Read more... )

The release of the Twilight Soundtrack track list today was...as expected. Muse, Linkin Park, and Paramore, all very SMeyer choices. Also, I think I was 14 the last time Collective Soul had a song anyone cared about. The total lure of the soundtrack is RP's song, which will either be listenable or so bad that it is so good. He really cannot lose ( Read more... )

SPECIAL ATTENTION!!!

In regard to the mass hysteria that the book Breaking Dawn has conjured, we here at Twilight University have decided to add Time Machines and Reversing the Effects of Catastrophic Events to our extracurricular activities directory. Although we feel that it is most important to undo the damaging effects of Breaking Dawn, we ( Read more... )

Enhance your education at Twilight University by becoming involved! Our most popular organizations include:

Team Edward

Join the amazing, remarkably young mass of girls that is Team Edward. Soon you will grow accustomed to the screaming. What? WHAT?

Purpose: Team Edward strives to enhance its members' many skills and characteristics, such as ( Read more... )

We hope that during your time here at Twilight University you will get involved with as many extracurricular activities as your interest, schedule, and scholastic pursuits permit. Of course, if you do not sleep, there is really no excuse for shunning these clubs. You can't stalk while she is awake. Time to broaden your horizons.

There are many ( Read more... )